Don't Look Now by Rodney Carrington

Rodney Carrington is great in concert and his songs are even better. You'll definitely see more of his music on this blog. I first heard him, and some of the other comedians you'll hear here on the Bob & Tom Show.

I remember way back when i was just a boy,

goin places with my mom and dad,

It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act

after six or seven beers she's had.

we were sittin at a table when momma got disabled

all the liquor runnin to her head,

Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin' when he grabbed me by the arm and said...

"Don't look now your momma's got her boobs out showing everybody in town."

Faces gettin' red we were wishin we were dead,

there where people standing all around

when when momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin',

there's nothing anybody can do,

Just hope and pray there never comes a day when my momma's out drinkin' with you

Well, we got her in the truck

and we started drivin' home

when momma said she had to go,

daddy pulled it over,

we were standing on the shoulder while mom is puttin' on a show

then he started up the truck and momma stood up with her pants still around her knees,

when we heard momma holler

if ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these.

"Don't look now, your momma's got her boobs out."

Showin' everybody in town

Faces turning red, we were wishing we were dead

There were people standing all around

When momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin'

There's nothing anybody can do

Won't you hope and pray, there never comes a day when my momma's out drinking with you.

Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day, when my momma's out drinking with you.

• This is the 424th song on this blog.
• This is the 1st song by Rodney Carrington and he is the 192nd different artist to appear on this blog.
• This is the 7th song released in 2004 on this blog.
• This is the 2nd song listed in the Comedy genre on this blog.