Random Music: I lost on Jeopardy by Weird Al Yankovic

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

I was there to match my intellect on national TV

Against a plumber, oh and an architect, both with a PhD

I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night

Art Fleming gave the answers

Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh

Well, I knew I was in trouble now

My hope of winning sank

Oh, 'cause I got the Daily Double now

And then my mind went blank

I took Potpourri for one hundred

And then my head started to spin

Well, I'm givin' up, Don Pardo

Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah

I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh

[Spoken:]

That's right, Al - you lost

And let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty set volume of the Encyclopedia International

A case of Turtle Wax, and a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat

But that's not all, you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people

And you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come

You don't get to come back tomorrow

You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game

You're a complete loser!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of

I guess I just wasn't to bright

Well, I sure hope I do better

Next weekend on the Price Is Right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh

I lost on Jeopardy, baby

Listened to 78 songs today.

Listened to the 100th song by the Foo Fighters since 2018.

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